Joke: I love you, sweetheart.

I received this joke by email. Although I was never married, I can see the responses ringing a bell by observing other married people I know 🙂

i-love-you-sweet-heartA group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands. 

Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”  Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.  The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband:

“I love you, sweetheart.”
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message she received in response to her message.


Below are hilarious 11 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love….who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?


  1. Who the hell is this? 
  2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 
  3. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong? 
  4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 
  5. I don’t understand what you mean? 
  6. What the hell did you do now? 
  7. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 
  8. Am I dreaming? 
  9. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 
  10. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day. 
  11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she?  

While it is a joke, it stands true to what I witness among married couples. It is sad how the state of affairs is these days between most couples.
I love it when two are bound together even if there is nothing to ask from each other…Remember marriage the simplest of the marriage vows:

I, {husband/woman name}, take you, {husband/woman name}, to be my lawfully wedded(husband/wife), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.


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