Jokes for the month of June, 2017

No wonder

A policeman stops a reckless and speeding young driver. The policeman tells the driver: “Do you know that you were driving beyond the speed limit?”

The young, with a smile on his face, replies: “No wonder, this is the first time I drive”

I will be right back

The wife to the husband: “I will go to my neighbor and grab some salt, keep an eye on the food while I am gone. I will be back soon, it will be just 5 minutes at most”

The husband: “How should I keep an eye on the food? What should I do?”
The wife: “It is not much, really! Just stir the pot every half an hour”

The Three Musketeers

Two friends were chatting.
The first one said: “My wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to a triplet. Can you imagine that?!”

His friend replied back in amazement: “God forbids! I actually left my wife when she started reading Ali Baba and the 40 thieves”

True to her word

Man: My wife is one of the few women who stick to their words
The other man: How come?
Man: We have been married since 50 years already and every time I ask her how old is she, she answers 30 years old.

The inventor

The friend: “So tell me, what is the profession of the new tenant you have living in your apartment?”
The landlord: “Oh, an inventor”
The friend: “Really?! What does he invent?”
The landlord: “He keeps inventing excuses so he does not pay the rent!”
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Are you a fan of The Reverse-Flash character? I am!

Ever since I watched “The Flash” series on Netflix, I fell in love with the Reverse-Flash character. Why not love the regular The Flash character you ask?

Well because, unlike The Flash who got his powers by accident, the Reverse-Flash used knowledge to acquire his powers and go back in time. Another simpler answer: I just love the yellow on red color! 🙂

I bought the Reverse-Flash T-shirt from Amazon. It looks good and has very good quality:

I also got the action figure:

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Sarcastic Self-Help Youtubers

Looking for a quick laugh with a pinch of sarcasm? Check out both Sean Lock’s videos and JP Sears’ Ultra Spiritual series!

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You like cats? You will love Maro(♂) the COSPLAY CAT 😺

I ran into this fun Instagram account about Maro, the cosplay cat!

Check it out here: https://www.instagram.com/rinne172/

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How many faces you see?

One of my readers (thank you very much) left a comment saying that the people in this picture represent the faces of Indian freedom fighter and politicians:

  • Mahatma Gandhi
  • Rabindranath Tagore
  • Bala Gangadhara Tilak
  • Bhagat Singh
  • Jawahara Lal Nehru
  • Lal Bhadur Shastri
  • Subhash Chandra Bose
  • Indira Gandhi
  • Rajiv Gandhi

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DC Glass Seattle

I always run into incredible talent at The Pike Market in Seattle, WA.

Today I ran into David Contreras’ handmade glass products.

Make sure you visit his stand in the Pike Market and check out his Instagram page:

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The “One man band” man!

Meet the “One man band” man! I ran into him in the Boston Common park:

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