God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.- Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
- A verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called “sperm wail”
- It’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
- Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
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