God of War: Ascension Collector’s Edition

Today I received my first ever “Collector’s Edition” game and it was my favorite game: “God of War” (or GoW in short).

I found out about God of War when I got my first PSP (Playstation Portable) to play the first God of War on it. Later I bought a PlayStation 2 only to play GoW I and GoW II.

When GoW III was out, I had to buy a PlayStation 3 to play this game! Smile

This is the contents of the pack (photo taken by me):

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Too much for the end of the world! :)

So, back in mid 2011, I stumbled upon a website that sells tickets to escape the earth as a safety measure regarding the foreseen end of the world (per the Mayan Calendar).

I found the idea of the website funny so I decided to chip in some money and get myself an intergalactic ticket! 🙂

One week after, I received the package. That gave me a sense of security, knowing that I will be saved in case of Armageddon! 🙂 Continue reading “Too much for the end of the world! :)”

Who said English was easy?

I got this nice forwarded email, and since I love English language, I thought it is nice to post it here:

You think English is easy???

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present ..

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither fromGuinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. – Why doesn’t ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is ‘UP’

It’s easy to understandUP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We callUP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car . At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And thisUP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixedUP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP ..

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .

When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dryUP .

One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap itUP , for now my time is UP, so……….. it is time to shut UP .!

Oh . . . one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P Oh well, toodle doo.

Remote Relatives

Oh Remote Relatives….I got some relatives living outside, some here, some there, some in Honolulu and some In Zimbabwe.

But hey, I am not talking about them. I am talking about something like that:

“I know that that that that man told me is a lie.”

🙂 Perplexed? it is simple to understand, it talks about that, and how that that is a lie, don’t you approve with that? 😛

So…where’s Waldo?

In the past, when you were a small kid, you may have seen a big picture with lots of people in it and you are supposed to find just one guy wearing a certain outfit. Now you remember?

This is called “Where’s Waldo” in America, while it is called “Where’s Wally” in U.K, and actually many different names in different countries.

Sometime you may want to call your friend Waldo, when he’s in a picture with one hundred people and it is hard for you to spot him/her! 🙂


Links:

Google on “Where’s Waldo”
Wikipedia’s “Where’s Wally”
Where’s Bin Laden
Amazon books

Surface Computing!

The other day I stumbled upon Microsoft’s Surface computing website. I have to say that I was impressed of what I saw. One can say that the future is promising!

More links:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/industry/4217348.html
http://www.microsoft.com/surface/
http://www.popularmechanics.com/
http://multi-touchscreen.com/
http://multi-touchscreen.com/perceptive-pixel-jeff-han.html