The fastest gun
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Klara with Guitar
During my short visit to Brussels, Belgium this year, I met another street performer: her name is Klara and she had a lovely voice. Unlike other public performers though, she was not friendly so I could not interview her and share with you part of her story. We will have to contend with just a short video I captured:
You can visit her Facebook page here: https://www.facebook.com/klarawinterain/
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Kermit the frog panhandling in Las Vegas
Bullet art by David Palmer
One day I was taking a walk in Laguna Beach and I ran into an art gallery displaying the art work of David Palmer.
Mr. David Palmer, a 60-year-old California resident, is an American contemporary artist. What drew my attention was the fact that Mr. Palmer uses bullets to make his art:
I found that kind of art really fascinating. Certain paintings can take more than 1000 bullets to make.
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Removing the stone of folly
I forgot the artist’s name but I know he or she is famous. This painting drew my attention because it reminds me of the old days when people used to characterize what we now deem as psychological illnesses as demonic possessions.
In the same way, this picture shows how that crow-man is trying to remove the stone of folly (the title of this painting).
How do you like this painting? Share your thoughts!
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Optical Illusions – Gallery #1
In my previous posts, I shared with you how to view stereograms, and then shared a rich stereogram photo gallery for your enjoyment. Are you ready for something else now? Say optical illusions? Continue reading “Optical Illusions – Gallery #1”
Phone zombies
Short jokes about the genders and sexuality :)
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward…forward. ..backward. ..forward. ..backward. …forward. …… stop and eject
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are fucked up.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction
A: A teabag.
Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good:
B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy’s hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath, Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked ‘Why ‘?
The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’
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The thoughts of people at a wedding
- The groom: I am the happiest and luckiest person on earth to have found my wife
- The bride: Finally, after a long wait, I got to get married
- The bride’s mom: One married, two more to go
- The bride’s father: He fell into the trap
- The groom’s mom: He chose this fate for himself
- The groom’s father: How cheap this champaign the parents of the wife brought!
- The friends of the groom: Too bad, we lost him!
- The enemies of the groom: He deserves this fate!
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Futurama: Bender – Robot Grace – or the Geek’s prayer
If you are a fan of Futurama, and Bender the bending robot in particular, you might like this audio clip where Bender says grace before eating:
In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic, one zero zero zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one… [Time lapse.] Zero zero one… zero one one zero zero one…two.
Amen.
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The girls from Leisure Suit Larry Reloaded
If you’re a fan of Leisure Suit Larry, then you might recognize those ladies from the Larry Reloaded version:
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Did you like the Wonder Woman’s theme? Here’s why!
After Wonder Woman’s first appearance in Batman vs Superman movie, Wonder Woman theme was first revealed in the last battle against Doomsday. That theme was so awesome that I loved it immediately.
Little did I know that the theme is not very original, in fact it sounds similar to other songs and in particular the one from Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant song.
In all cases, this video explains all of this better than me:
Watch the theme performed by the fabulous and most talented Tina Guo here:
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