Funny male sexuality quotes from a shirt I found
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.- Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
- A verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called “sperm wail”
- It’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
- Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
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The 2017 World Predictions – Between reality and illusion, between today and tomorrow
Last year, out of curiosity, I decided to translate the predictions of Michel Hayek for the year of 2016. The article proved to be popular so I decided to do a preliminary translation of the 2017 predictions.
Disclaimer:
- I am not a professional translator and I do this as a hobby.
- I do not claim the accuracy of the translation below.
- I did not translate everything. I skipped many things including predictions of events that are very local to the Arab region and Lebanon.
- Please watch the original video with the help of an interpreter if you want to know about all of his predictions.
As Michel Hayek said in his interview, the title of his predictions for the year of 2017 is:
Between reality and illusion, between today and tomorrow
Let’s get started!
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A walk in Iquitos, Peru
In September 2016, I had the chance to go to Iquitos, Peru. I went there for spiritual tourism. I had the chance to walk in the city before I started my journey into the Amazon jungle the following day. Continue reading “A walk in Iquitos, Peru”
The stereogram experience
I first learned about stereograms in 2001. Back then, the term was new to me and I had no idea that it was possible to see 3D shapes on a 2D screen with the naked eyes.
What are stereograms you ask?
A diagram or computer-generated image giving a three-dimensional representation of a solid object or surface
Wikipedia, as usual, has a nice article explaining stereograms.
After a long week of trying hard, researching and learning various techniques, I managed to see my first stereogram:
The Living Computer Museum – Seattle
A dog’s and cat’s diary
Affluenza: The All-Consuming Epidemic
The All-Consuming Epidemic
The following documentary is based on the “Affluenza: The All-Consuming Epidemic” book. I read the book and it changed my life. I highly recommend it if you are looking to start implementing a sane and minimalistic way of life. Continue reading “Affluenza: The All-Consuming Epidemic”
Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh – Awesome performance
Guy Code Porn Parody – #LifeWithoutPorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7p39EyfQfI
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Hot Crazy Matrix – A Man’s Guide to Women
Funny and mostly true per my experience. Just for the laughs, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
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What kind of an ass are you?
A couple of years ago, I bought a funny t-shirt that is usually an icebreaker and conversation starter with strangers! Not many people get the joke because all they see is a picture of donkeys (or asses, pun intended), depending on how you look at it! 🙂
Avalon Bellevue Towers: 4 years of time well spent
In this blog post I will be sharing my experience of living in the Avalon Bellevue Towers Community right in downtown Bellevue, Washington for 4 years.
Avalon Bellevue Towers’ slogan is: Time well spent. Let me explain what they mean with that!
The staff and the service
During my 4 years living there, the community and its staff lived up to their word.
The concierge staff was always professional and friendly (hello Ken and Stephen). Apart from greeting them when I enter the building, they took care of the package reception and delivery and other mundane issues.
When it comes to maintenance requests, I can say it was top notch. Mr. Attila Madaras, the maintenance supervisor, was always there in person to fix all kinds of problems in the apartments: from replacing busted light bulbs to repairing a broken appliance. I would place a maintenance request online and within the same day (or max the next day) I would get the issue taken care of.
The leasing office staff was also very friendly (hello Cathy, Michael, Rebecca and Terri). I interacted with them often, not just once a year when I was renewing my lease.
As a positive “side-effect” of the staff’s friendliness, they became like a small family to me.
Note: I don’t want to sound all sensual in my experience, I have to say that I did encounter some misunderstandings with the staff during my stay, but when I communicated my concerns politely, I was met with nothing but good and prompt service. Continue reading “Avalon Bellevue Towers: 4 years of time well spent”