License for Prostitution…back in the day
Phone zombies
Not another wine and cheese party!
The thoughts of people at a wedding
- The groom: I am the happiest and luckiest person on earth to have found my wife
- The bride: Finally, after a long wait, I got to get married
- The bride’s mom: One married, two more to go
- The bride’s father: He fell into the trap
- The groom’s mom: He chose this fate for himself
- The groom’s father: How cheap this champaign the parents of the wife brought!
- The friends of the groom: Too bad, we lost him!
- The enemies of the groom: He deserves this fate!
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Divorced Barbie Doll
A father leaves work a little late one night and, while on his way home, he remembers that he has not yet purchased a christmas gift for his young daughter. He quickly parks his car in front of a toy store and asks the salesperson:
“How much is the Barbie in the window?”.
With a convincing voice, the salesperson replies:
“Well, we have ‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for $19.95…
‘Barbie plays Volleyball’ for $19.95…
‘Barbie goes Shopping’ for $19.95…
‘Barbie goes to the Beach’ for $19.95…
and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $265.95…
The surprised man asks: “What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?”
Salesman says: “Sir, the ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer, and one of Ken’s friends.”
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Relationships Never Die a Natural death: the 4 top relationship killers
Relationships never die a natural death, instead, they are always murdered by: Attitude, Behavior, Ego, Hidden Benefits and Ignorance.
From my own experience, let me elaborate a little on each of the “murderers” below. Continue reading “Relationships Never Die a Natural death: the 4 top relationship killers”
Infamous quotes about women
Some infamous sayings about women:
- A woman is like a bee, she feeds the man honey for a month just to punish him and sting him all his life
- The devil is the teacher of man, but he is the disciple of the woman
- The devil needs 10 hours to trick a man, but a woman needs no more than one hour to trick ten devils
- The best weapon for a man against a woman is another woman
- A woman is not bothered if she owns less than others until she discovers another woman owning more than her
- The tears of a woman are but a ruse to attack and control the man
- The more freedom a woman acquires the shorter her skirt becomes
- There’s one reason for a man to make a purchase, but for a woman she has one of many:
- Because her husband told her: “Do not buy it”
- Because the product makes her feel slimmer
- Because it is fancy and made in Paris
- Because her neighbor cannot buy the same item
- Because no other woman she knows has this item
- Because all other women have the item
- Because the item makes her look unique
- Because…
- “Epicurus, how often should one man have sex with a woman?”, Epicurus answered: “Whenever he wants to be weaker than himself”
- Behind each man a great woman. Behind each successful woman, a failed love story.
- The woman is a devil that let’s you into hell through the doors of heaven
- Gold is tested with fire, but a woman is tested with gold
- A woman loves that her husband remembers her birth day as long as he forgets her age
- If you find friendship between two women, it is a matter of time before it turns into an alliance against a third woman
- A successful man, is the man who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such man.
- The treasures of the whole world are not worth a single righteous woman
- The jealousy of a woman is the key to her divorce
- An ugly woman hates the mirror
Note: This article will be kept up to date with latest quotes.
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Online Chatting and The 4 Magic Questions
Back in the days, when I was learning PUA techniques from pickup artists, I ran into “The Magic Questions pattern” by Jack Ellis (the author of “Forbidden Patterns”). The purpose of these questions is to have a nice and fun topic to talk to women whom you just approached in a public setting. Women like it when men talk about them, compliment them or do anything thing that make them feel special.
The Magic Questions
Here are the magic questions, ask them in any order:
- Visualize yourself in a white room. You’re in a bed and everything is white. How do you feel?
- What is your favorite animal? What qualities do you see it as having?
- What is your favorite color? How does it make you feel when you think about it?
- Imagine yourself on a beach. Nobody is around and the ocean is right in front of you. What do you do?
Take mental note of the answers because you will have to interpret the answers back to them.
What the answers mean
After you finish asking the questions and taking notes, it is time to interpret the answers back to the interviewee. The meaning of each question is as follows:
- This is how they view death and dying
- This is how their friends view them
- This is how they view themselves
- This is how they view sex
Putting it into practice
Let me give you an example. You meet a random girl that you want to approach and talk to. You can use the four magic questions as a nice conversation opener: Continue reading “Online Chatting and The 4 Magic Questions”
Why wear a short shorts if you want to keep pulling it down?
Have you ever noticed young girls or even adult women wearing short shorts but yet they feel so self-conscious and shy about it that they keep pulling it down to cover their behinds? Isn’t that ironic?
Why wear it in the first place if it makes you feel uncomfortable or if you don’t like the attention you are getting?
Is it not attention towards your assets the biggest reason as to why you chose to buy and wear that outfit?
“Oh no you! That’s not the reason” you say, “The reason is that it is hot outside and that is very comfy”. Is it really so? I wonder why men don’t feel as hot as you are and are contempt with wearing regular shorts 😉
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My take on the Pickup Artist community – Treating a lady right
If you are not familiar with the pickup artists community or the PUA in short then let me clue you in.
The PUA community’s sole focus is to teach men how to learn the game so they can charm women into their bedroom or land a girlfriend.
They have so many techniques ranging from cheesy pickup lines to negging, keeping frame, treating a woman badly to destroy her ego, and what not.
Becoming a pickup artist requires skill and practice. You have to become an alpha male: a male that women desire. Ironically, the MGTOW and PUA community refer to that archetypal guy as “Chad”.
Often times you have to fake it until you make it: pretend to be someone other than your true self. They argue that your actual personality may not be the right personality to get you the girlfriend of your dreams.
The endgame of those PUAs is to find women, date them or pump-and-dump them (using their parlance). Continue reading “My take on the Pickup Artist community – Treating a lady right”
Yes, women can be really hard to understand!
It is no secret that woman are hard to understand sometimes because they are affected by their hormones, mood swings, upbringing, the society and political correctness.
If you are, like many other men, confused and not sure what to make when you hear a woman complaining then here’s a short glossary of words and what they really mean:
- Creepy: anything an unattractive man does (eye contact, conversation, smile, flirt etc.)
- Loneliness: not being approached by a tall robust, good-looking stud. The rest doesn’t count
- Celibacy: spending more than 5 days without sex
- Personality: a tall, robust, good-looking stud. One of deceiving means women use for non handsome men
- Dream: share the top 5% of elite men, the rest can fuck each other
- Equality: being superior to men, special rights and privileges to women
- Rejection: having less than 5 dating options and not being invited to events more often
- Fear: looks fading and losing the competition to younger, hotter female rivals
- Vagina: the most powerful multi-function tool a woman can use to get anything she wants because it makes her think she is entitled to get profiles with no responsibility
- Men friend: an asexual slave creature who women gather for favors, entertainment and free stuff. Someone who a female feels no sexual attraction to
- Woman: a perfect angel sent from heaven who is blameless, pure, delicate, gracious and free from any guilt and a victim of men
- Government: a biased institution which pampers and cuddles to women. For example: female-friendly laws, “yes means yes“, equality, etc.
Now after you start to understand a woman and get closer from her, you should make sure you know what is the right way to say things in order to keep her happy:
| Dangerous | Safer | Ultra Safe |
| What’s for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? |
| Are you wearing that? | You sure look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! |
| What are you so worked out about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here’s my paycheck |
| Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
| What did you do all day? | I hope you didn’t overdo it today! | I always loved you in that robe! |
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You go girl!
Guiding Hands
That’s a really funny and sarcastic video showing how much attached we are now to our smartphones. This video really makes sense! 🙂
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No Wifi – Talk to each other! Pretend it’s 1993!
Do you remember the days when you used to go to a coffee shop to meet and talk with new people?
Well, it is no longer the case. You go to a coffee shop and you see people with headphones absorbed in their own bubbles or just glued to their smartphone screens!
It takes more efforts these days to strike a conversation with strangers because you have to find the right way not to interrupt or annoy people as you start a conversation.
Often times, I also go to a coffee shop to work and focus and thus I don’t want to talk to new people. But even still, often times I want to take a break and meet/talk to strangers. Continue reading “No Wifi – Talk to each other! Pretend it’s 1993!”
[song] If you want to be happy, don’t make a pretty woman your wife
Sex is no accident…not in this day and age
I ran into this funny picture on the Internet.
It goes into great length to illustrate that “sex is no accident”.
It got me thinking about how the current generation have no respect for the sacred act of sex and just engage in sex for fun and self gratification.
Continue reading “Sex is no accident…not in this day and age”