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Did you like the Wonder Woman’s theme? Here’s why!
After Wonder Woman’s first appearance in Batman vs Superman movie, Wonder Woman theme was first revealed in the last battle against Doomsday. That theme was so awesome that I loved it immediately.
Little did I know that the theme is not very original, in fact it sounds similar to other songs and in particular the one from Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant song.
In all cases, this video explains all of this better than me:
Watch the theme performed by the fabulous and most talented Tina Guo here:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?!
Gun with a tracking device from the “Dreamcatcher” movie
I watched the Dreamcatcher movie a while back. It is a nice movie involving young boys, now adults, who have been gifted psychic abilities by an alien. That alien, in the hiding, looks like a human being and waits for the right moment to defend the Earth from other hostile aliens.
In the movie we see a gun with a tracking device in it, I like the concept (not that this is something new). You would never suspect that your gun is traceable:
Speaking of dreamcatchers, I found this nice dreamcatcher on Amazon, check it out:
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Jokes for the month of June, 2017
No wonder…
A policeman stops a reckless and speeding young driver. The policeman tells the driver: “Do you know that you were driving beyond the speed limit?”
The young, with a smile on his face, replies: “No wonder, this is the first time I drive”
I will be right back
The wife to the husband: “I will go to my neighbor and grab some salt, keep an eye on the food while I am gone. I will be back soon, it will be just 5 minutes at most”
The husband: “How should I keep an eye on the food? What should I do?”
The wife: “It is not much, really! Just stir the pot every half an hour”
The Three Musketeers
Two friends were chatting.
The first one said: “My wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to a triplet. Can you imagine that?!”
His friend replied back in amazement: “God forbids! I actually left my wife when she started reading Ali Baba and the 40 thieves”
True to her word
Man: My wife is one of the few women who stick to their words
The other man: How come?
Man: We have been married since 50 years already and every time I ask her how old is she, she answers 30 years old.
The inventor
The friend: “Really?! What does he invent?”
The landlord: “He keeps inventing excuses so he does not pay the rent!”
Are you a fan of The Reverse-Flash character? I am!
Ever since I watched “The Flash” series on Netflix, I fell in love with the Reverse-Flash character. Why not love the regular The Flash character you ask?
Well because, unlike The Flash who got his powers by accident, the Reverse-Flash used knowledge to acquire his powers and go back in time. Another simpler answer: I just love the yellow on red color! 🙂
I bought the Reverse-Flash T-shirt from Amazon. It looks good and has very good quality:
I also got the action figure:
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Infamous quotes about women
Some infamous sayings about women:
- A woman is like a bee, she feeds the man honey for a month just to punish him and sting him all his life
- The devil is the teacher of man, but he is the disciple of the woman
- The devil needs 10 hours to trick a man, but a woman needs no more than one hour to trick ten devils
- The best weapon for a man against a woman is another woman
- A woman is not bothered if she owns less than others until she discovers another woman owning more than her
- The tears of a woman are but a ruse to attack and control the man
- The more freedom a woman acquires the shorter her skirt becomes
- There’s one reason for a man to make a purchase, but for a woman she has one of many:
- Because her husband told her: “Do not buy it”
- Because the product makes her feel slimmer
- Because it is fancy and made in Paris
- Because her neighbor cannot buy the same item
- Because no other woman she knows has this item
- Because all other women have the item
- Because the item makes her look unique
- Because…
- “Epicurus, how often should one man have sex with a woman?”, Epicurus answered: “Whenever he wants to be weaker than himself”
- Behind each man a great woman. Behind each successful woman, a failed love story.
- The woman is a devil that let’s you into hell through the doors of heaven
- Gold is tested with fire, but a woman is tested with gold
- A woman loves that her husband remembers her birth day as long as he forgets her age
- If you find friendship between two women, it is a matter of time before it turns into an alliance against a third woman
- A successful man, is the man who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such man.
- The treasures of the whole world are not worth a single righteous woman
- The jealousy of a woman is the key to her divorce
- An ugly woman hates the mirror
Note: This article will be kept up to date with latest quotes.
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Sarcastic Self-Help Youtubers
You like cats? You will love Maro(♂) the COSPLAY CAT 😺
How many faces you see?
One of my readers (thank you very much) left a comment saying that the people in this picture represent the faces of Indian freedom fighter and politicians:
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Rabindranath Tagore
- Bala Gangadhara Tilak
- Bhagat Singh
- Jawahara Lal Nehru
- Lal Bhadur Shastri
- Subhash Chandra Bose
- Indira Gandhi
- Rajiv Gandhi
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DC Glass Seattle
The “One man band” man!
Meet the “One man band” man! I ran into him in the Boston Common park:
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The corporate cow or the different kind of companies
Traditional corporation
- You have two cows
- You sell one and buy a bull
- Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows
- You sell them and retire on the income
A Swiss corporation
- You have 5000
- None of them belong to you
- You charge the owners for storing them
A French corporation
- You have two cows
- You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because you want three cows
A Chinese corporation
- You have two cows
- You have 300 people milking them
- You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity
- You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation
A British corporation
- You have two cows
- Both are mad
An Indian corporation
- You have two cows
- You worship them
An Iraqi corporation
- Everyone thinks you have lots of cows
- You tell them that you have none
- Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country
- You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy
An Australian corporation
- You have two cows
- Business seems pretty good
- You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate
An Irish corporation
- You have two cows
- One of them is a horse
An American corporation
- You have two cows
- You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows
- Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has died
An Italian corporation
- You have two cows but you do not know where they are
- You decide to have lunch
A greek corporation
- You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks
- You eat both of them
- The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF
- The IMF loans you two cows
- You eat both of them
- The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk
- You are out getting a haircut
Communism
- You have two cows
- The State takes both and gives you some milk
Socialism
- You have two cows
- You give one to your neighbor
Fascism
- You have two cows
- The State takes both and sells you some milk
Bureaucratism
- You have two cows
- The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other then throws the milk away
Venture capitalism
- You have two cows
- You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all for cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows
- The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company
- The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more
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3 nights and 1200 miles later – Road trip from Seattle, WA to San Diego, CA
Two weeks ago, I started my road trip from Seattle, WA to San Diego, CA. It was my first very long road trip in the US. At first, I was just going to punch-in my destination into my GPS and drive along whatever route it suggests. However, after talking to friends who already took a similar road trip, they advised me to research taking the scenic route instead of the plain and dull I-5 highway. I became intrigued about the scenic route and my research indicated that it would be a longer but much more enjoyable trip.
What follows is my short story where I share my adventure and some tips I learned along the way. Since this is my first road trip from Seattle to San Diego along the Pacific coast and with little to no experience driving along the coast, I am hoping that this article proves to be useful for others who also are looking to embark on a similar experience. Continue reading “3 nights and 1200 miles later – Road trip from Seattle, WA to San Diego, CA”
Cool T-Shirt: Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change
I found this nice T-shirt on Amazon featuring a quote from Stephen Hawking:
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